Now this is one of the greatest news items I've heard in a while - Richard Simmons slaps ultimate fighter in Phoenix airport. Naw dude, seriously.
From the Arizona Republic: Richard Simmons accused of slapping man
"Exercise guru Richard Simmons allegedly slapped a man who made a sarcastic remark about one of his videos, Phoenix police said.
Police cited the fitness guru on suspicion of assault Wednesday night after he reportedly slapped an ultimate cage fighter across the face inside a Sky Harbor International Airport terminal."
Better, however, is the Reuters story, which actually manages to work in the phrase "bitch slap," courtesy of a police spokeswoman.
From Glenn Campbell to Simmons, mad props to my man Jackson P. Napes.