Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Tiger Woods is nothing more than a rich dork

Purely speculation here, but if I were to marry a gorgeous Swedish model, I would not have Hootie and the Blowfish play. Never. The lowest I’d possibly go would be Rod Stewart.
C’mon, how lame is golf? The most popular figure in the game’s history, the pinnacle of coolness on the links, and his wedding features the world-renowned talents of ... Hootie?

1 comment:

Eats With Face said...

This post was funny. I was reading it in class and started to laugh, tried to hold it in, and then snorted. People looked at, me and then my face turned more read than it usually is. "World renowned talents of (pause) Hootie. Talentless ass bags.